Showing posts with label calvinist. Show all posts
Showing posts with label calvinist. Show all posts

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Another Letter from Buster Limburger

Brother Eddie,
Jake Herman's comment touched my heart...yea, my very soul. I need to repent (I said "need to") and would love for someone to present a list of "crazy" Arminians and "crazy" Calvinists so I can compare and see who would be the easiest to convince of my talent. I want to become part of the "Circus" of Churches and a list like that would give me access to many gulli...I mean sincere believers who have plenty of cash.
If anyone makes a comparative listing I just might send them a brand new twenty dollar bill...I said "might".
Your man in straw,
Buster

Monday, May 16, 2011

Fan Photo from Pappy Windchimes

Thanks, Pappy, for spotting this poster in an abandoned subway station.
We will send $7,000 to you as soon as we get it.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Old Magazine Cover from 1951

This magazine was sent to our headquarters yesterday.
There was just a note that said, "Feel free to use this in your blog!"
Thanks, whoever you are. It is a pretty rare issue. 

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Fan Photo from Blotch Haven


Many thanks to Blotch Haven for sending this photo of an old western magazine. We have notified Corky Velveeta and he should be knocking on your door, sometime next week, with a bag of money for your trouble. We Google-globed your address and found out that you live next door to Ed Young's pilot chauffeur.  

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Fan Photo from Sprinter McBee


Thanks Sprinter for sending in the old comic book page!
A check for $7,000 is on it's way...somewhere.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Ch Ch Ch Changes

Some of you may have noticed a few changes in my blog.
Changes that I hope will work for good and not evil.
My "gang of punsters" is now located at the bottom of the blog,
I have added a "search" engine kind of a do-dad.
I also lost two new members as of today.
I didn't know exactly why this happened until I took a nap and I had a "vision" of a 900-foot-Oral Roberts who told me that Arminians jump on sometimes, not knowing what a Calvinist is, then jump off as soon as they find out! The "vision" turned out to be the after-effects of a half-eaten tuna sandwich that had been left out overnight.