Showing posts with label blog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blog. Show all posts

Monday, October 10, 2011

Blogger Traffic Jam


Start a little traffic and list your blog below. 
 
My only requirements are that:


(1) you have a Protestant Christian evangelical blog and


(2) you are a follower of Calvinistic Cartoons (which you can join BEFORE you list your own)



So give us a little info on your blog and share your link.


It's a win-win situation I tells ya!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Explain Your Avatar

Please take a minute and explain why you chose your avatar or favicon.
Of course, your avatar will appear next to your comment.
We here at Calvinistic Cartoons are curious.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Fan Photo from Sarah Bellum

We are indebted to Sarah Bellum for sending this entire issue.
$7,000 is being sent to your home address in Tapeworm, Texas.
The article I found to be interesting...especially, the mention of our rotund friend.
Be sure to click on the copy to enlarge.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Blogs of the Week


Our own Meghan Smith has her own blog. Check it out HERE.

And for more humor and satire...Take a look at TRU.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Friday, June 10, 2011

Twilight Zone Award


I am humbled by this prestigious award and would like to thank all those involved in making Calvinistic Cartoons the semi-success that it is today. Please, everyone, stand up on your feet and look at the people around you. Now shake their hands and let them know that they are welcome in your home, anytime.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Up to my Helmet in Trouble

Some may have noticed my absence the past few days. I wasn't able to log on to my Google account. I couldn't post or comment on either of my blogs and my navigation bar had disappeared. I did everything I could to correct this problem to no avail. I thought I was a goner. The thought crossed my mind that Nigel Pettibone or Benny Finney may have hacked into my site and messed with my settings. I cleaned out the cookies and the cache. (I don't need the cookies, being a little overweight...but, who doesn't need the cache!) All roads led to dead end after dead end. As a last resort, I switched from Google Chrome to Mozilla Firefox and now things are working properly again. Whew! I don't deserve the mercy but, I am glad to be back on!

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Letter from follower #300


Mr. Eddings,
My name is Frito Don Barley. I was your number 300 for about two weeks...until, I spotted something in the archives I didn't agree with! No, I am not an Arminian. I am a Calvinist who is serious about laughter. Call me Inspector General if you must, but your humor is as lame as your helmet. The correct formula for a humor blog, if you indeed call yourself a Christian, is 23% meaningful cartoons with 12% satire and 65% solid theology with footnotes or links. You have failed my standard and I have withdrawn my name from your roster, sir. Get with the program ya little runt. I will pray for you and your kind.

Here's hoping you'll grow up,
Frito Don Barley,
I.G. for Blogger Business Week

P.S. Woe to the next looney tune that signs up as a regular.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Behind the Scenes at CC


Here is a photo taken by our staff photographer, James Olsen, showing what goes on in our monthly meetings at the Calvinistic Cartoons office in Metropolis. I am always ready to pay extra for good ideas from my writers. This is one of our "think tank" sessions where we discuss the future of Calvinistic Cartoons and time travel in general.
The man standing is Bleppo Marx, a man who claims to be related to the Marx Brothers - all except for Zeppo.
The guy holding the glass of Pepsi, is Monroe Ribbits, a former librarian at the Spurgeon Archives.
The man holding the photo of his wife, is Felix Toyota, the author of several books on pancake batter.
Flying to Metropolis every month is expensive and tiring, but I feel it's worth it if you get a laugh or two out of this humble blog that has been traced back to the civil war.
BTW...I don't smoke. I am demonstrating a post situation for the month of June. We  use many props in our think tank sessions. Props with meaning. Props of kindness. Props of love.
Here at Calvinistic Cartoons we value readership and leadership. So we have decided to start reading what we have written and double checking for msplled werds.
I suspect someone in this group is a mole for Arminian Antics. I just haven't been able to figure it out. 

Friday, May 6, 2011

Picked Up New Award

Awarded this badge for my kindness to Kuwaity Penguins
by the Frozen Bird Society.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Blog Badge Awarded to CC


Once again I am honored to accept this badge
and will display it along with the other stinking badges.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

My Blogger Challenge

There are so many blogger challenges out there just waiting for you to take 'em on. I guess the most popular is the A to Z Blogging Challenge. Many have taken the invitation to use the alphabet and get creative. I am enjoying reading many of them!


I couldn't take up the dare because my Calvinistic Cartoons format has it's own odd pattern with it's regular features and, of course, my blog is pre-scheduled in advance. But, I finally came across one that is both stimulating and demanding...one that I think I can do:


This is not for everyone, mind you. It's better if you are up in years and not eighteen like some of my readers.