Why not print it and use it...it expires in 28 days!
Monday, January 31, 2011
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Thursday, January 27, 2011
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Friday, January 21, 2011
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Fan Photo from Sprinter McBee
Thanks Sprinter for sending in the old comic book page!
A check for $7,000 is on it's way...somewhere.
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Monday, January 17, 2011
Fan Photo from Snapper Carr
Thanks, Mr. Carr, for the interesting advertisement you found in the latest issue of Arminian Army Magazine. Our staff at Calvinistic Cartoons has run out of money recently, so we will be sending you an I.O.U. for $7,000 and a box of colorful Corky Velveeta magnets.
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Friday, January 14, 2011
Thursday, January 13, 2011
More Predictions
Not to be outdone by Matt Robertson, 76 year old, Vernon Fluffenutter,
the pastor of the Church of the Now Ready for End Time Prayers,
said his prophecies are 100% accurate or you can stone him
if they are not fulfilled by the year 2044!
The moon, one day when no one is looking, will spin on it's axis and turn upside down.
Richard Dawkins will be bitten by a monkey, a spider and a mongoose, all at the same time.
Aliens will land on the earth in the year 2044 and vacation in Orange county, Florida. The president of the U.S. will give them a key to the city of Fort Lauderdale.
Rick Warren will be the first pastor to have his own solar-driven limo.
A new Bible will hit the bookstores. It will be called, "The Holographic Big Brother Bible".
In the year 2044, the Mormons and Roman Catholics will merge. The new Mormon Catholics will have a pope who declares all Catholic Saints to be called, "Latter Day Saints".
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Robertson Predicts Future of 2011
Matt Robertson, twin brother of Pat Robertson,
went on the 700 Club to broadcast these predictions for 2011:
In the year 2011, Haiti will change it's name to Lovi.
Everyone in America will lose their job except for me.
Someone important will die.
Toothaches will be rampant in Georgia.
The Beatles will do one last concert. But only singing ABBA tunes.
I can see trouble ahead for dying atheists in Bosnia.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Monday, January 10, 2011
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Book Giveaway
This book looks really interesting doesn't it?
Here's a little online review of the contents:
Is the God of the Old Testament nothing but a bully, a murderer, and an oppressor?
Many today--even within the church--seem to think so. How are Christians to respond to such accusations? And how are we to reconcile the seemingly disconnected natures of God portrayed in the two testaments?
In this timely and readable book, apologist Paul Copan takes on some of the most vexing accusations of our time, including:
- God is arrogant and jealous
- God punishes people too harshly
- God is guilty of ethnic cleansing
- God oppresses women
- God endorses slavery
- Christianity causes violence
Copan not only answers the critics, he also shows how to read both the Old and New Testaments faithfully, seeing an unchanging, righteous, and loving God in both.
Well, if anyone wants to GIVEAWAY a copy of this paperback, published by Baker Book House, please just let me know! All you have to do is write me at: calvinist12345@gmail.com and I will send you an American address where you can send this volume. You'll be blessed and earn eternal rewards if you do this in love. So how 'bout it? This is your once in a lifetime Kodak moment!
Please consider this all in fun. I wouldn't expect anyone to really do this...on the other hand, if you awake at 3:16 AM you might better go ahead and buy a copy, read it, then send it.
Friday, January 7, 2011
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Q8 Update # whatever
Wanted to let everyone know (especially those who prayed) that I start my new job as a grade one instructor's assistant, this Sunday. (the work week here is Sunday through Thursday) I am very thankful for this job (first permanent one since I moved here more than a year ago) It doesn't pay much but, it's good to have a job at all. Thank you all again for your spiritual support. Ironically the school (American School of Kuwait) has as it's initials ASK.
I also would like to call attention to my new addition on the Blog roll: Twisted Crown of Thorns.
And now for a little announcement: Would the owner of the silver Ford truck, license number TMC 327, please turn your lights off. Thank you.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Calendar 2011 free download
High resolution Printable Calendar 2011 free downloadFunky calendar with funny cartoon clip arts
High resolution Printable Calendar 2011 free downloadSimple calendar mentioning School holiday and Weekend
High resolution Printable Calendar 2011 free downloadDecent black and white calendar for all 12 months of the year 2011
High resolution Printable Calendar 2011 free download2011 calendar with dark black background
Download Printable calendar 2011
Monday, January 3, 2011
Ch Ch Ch Changes
Some of you may have noticed a few changes in my blog.
Changes that I hope will work for good and not evil.
My "gang of punsters" is now located at the bottom of the blog,
I have added a "search" engine kind of a do-dad.
I also lost two new members as of today.
I didn't know exactly why this happened until I took a nap and I had a "vision" of a 900-foot-Oral Roberts who told me that Arminians jump on sometimes, not knowing what a Calvinist is, then jump off as soon as they find out! The "vision" turned out to be the after-effects of a half-eaten tuna sandwich that had been left out overnight.
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Saturday, January 1, 2011
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